- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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