- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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