- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A muslim paints Mohammed

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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