your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Bitch

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

WILLYS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Death by kayak

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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