What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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