- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

I'm homeless.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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