So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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