Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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