- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

i dont fisish anythi

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Amanda Knox walks home free.