- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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