what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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