Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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