A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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