- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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