- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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