- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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