What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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