Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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