What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Anti Joke

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