3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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