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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.