- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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