- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I like school Said no one ever.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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