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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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