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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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