- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Bitch

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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