HELLO EVERYONE

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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