Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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knock knock Goodbye

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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