- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Who does creatine? James Cornish

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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