- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

my egg roll

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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