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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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