- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Jack Stevens

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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