- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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