- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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