- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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