- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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