He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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pobody's nerfect

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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