- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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