- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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