Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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