A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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