Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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