- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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