- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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