- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

womens rights.

Andoni was here

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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