There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Tony Romo

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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