why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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women's rights.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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