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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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