- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

human centipede

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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