How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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