- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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