- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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