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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

womans having rights.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.