Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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