- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

antonio has a penis head.lol

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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