Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What is life? Paul.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Good job, son.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Man U

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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