- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Rylan Clark

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A pope meets another one

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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