- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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