read this sentence again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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