- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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