- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

If you just read this, You're dead.

your so fat. your fat!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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