- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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