- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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