- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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