- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

make me a sandwich!

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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