What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

knock knock whos there .. derp

jokes r dumb

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Nickelback

What do apples taste like? Apples.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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