Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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