Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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your fat

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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