how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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I hate you.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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