- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

nathan palmer has a big head !

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What what In the butt

a banana

I like to eat.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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