what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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