Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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potato

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Religion

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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