Women's rights

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jokes r dumb

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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