- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

I got shot, you laughed

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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