What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Well, this is fun.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock! Yes?

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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