He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

jokes r dumb

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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