- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is a dog? Bark

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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