- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What time is it? 10:58

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Knock knock! Yes?

Religion

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What's 6+2? 16

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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