why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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guess what?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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