What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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The WNBA.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Well, this is fun.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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