- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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